you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.
Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
Story of my life.
cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower
omfg it actually works
Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies.
How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect body?
This is a FABULOUS set of body refs. So glad this came back across my dash so I could reblog it here :D
Good for writing, too.
we just gonna ignore those bedroom eyes coming from david zhuang?
i’m gonna marry this photoset.