lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

takeonecurtaincall:

ask-sonicandneku:

ikkitheairbender:

kevaroono:

you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.

bitchinbands:

hongkers:

hongkers:

Who robbed the tampon factory?

SOME BLOODY CUNT

are you fucking serious

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

thingsiwontsayaloud:

Story of my life.

braydaaan:

cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower

omfg it actually works

heatherbat:

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

siawrites:

reftastic:

swegener:

Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies. 

How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect body?

This is a FABULOUS set of body refs. So glad this came back across my dash so I could reblog it here :D

Good for writing, too.

we just gonna ignore those bedroom eyes coming from david zhuang?

i’m gonna marry this photoset.